A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
It's a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
The truth deserves a bodyguard of lies.
- Winston Churchill